News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.
Sclez’s name means: 1) Vehement stalker. 2) Highly suspicious.
Holy balls, it’s like it’s known me all my life.
Tannanana’s name means: 1) Shotacon. 2) Owns a large collection of shota.
redlark’s name means: 1) Winning at life. 2) Has no friends.
rainbrows’s name means: 1) To gain a harem. 2) Skilled at ●●●
suicide-bunny’s name means: 1) Godly. 2) Hidden genius.
alice mori’s name means: 1) Pure moe~ 2) A dysfunctional brain.

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